The latest update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate had a bumpy rollout, with it hard for players unable to download and connect. However, once they could, some of them did the inevitable. They drew dicks.
Note: For some readers, this article might be NSFW.
Included in the 3.0 update is a stage builder, allowing players to create and share their own creations.
The dicks were bound to happen. They always are!
— PewDiePie2 (@ChewieLui) April 18, 2019
JUST NADE THE FIRST EVER DICK STAGE IN SMASH ULTIMATE. SO PROUD OF MYSELF THANK YOU JESUS pic.twitter.com/jWjfLAyGGm
— euphoric (@euphorizer_) April 18, 2019
So many dicks... pic.twitter.com/AjcLTogGjw
— Bad Smash Ultimate Stages (@BadCustomStages) April 18, 2019
Guys guys GUYS Smash bros DLC hasn't even been out 2 hours and yall ALREADY DRAWING DICKS IN STAGE BUILDER pic.twitter.com/WKFCY4JOlZ
— L - Canucks (@CanucksHouse) April 18, 2019
Shouldn’t this kind of stuff be yanked?
Explain this then pic.twitter.com/pEcHesE8eW
— AKECHI MAIN (@scumgnar) April 18, 2019
— UnskilledJohn (@UnskilledJohn) April 18, 2019
I’ve seen lmao pic.twitter.com/fjY73iUfE4
— firekillerxx (@firekillerxxx) April 18, 2019
— B@rry (@TendoRad) April 18, 2019
— Loading... @ Home (@Loading_SSB) April 18, 2019
Others were not fucking around.
The dick on this stage moves btw
— american football - never brent (@Br8Fr8Cr8) April 18, 2019
Okay, this person was.
The dicks in space I made is 4 steel dicks in a square shape. The two on the bottom rotate and the bottom right rotates when you hit the level. pic.twitter.com/V7p1yHZxE5
— FlatHead #ScorbunnySquad (@PaRappathegamer) April 18, 2019
Super Smash Bros Ultimate was a mistake pic.twitter.com/HccWGjksCt
— Ant is short for Antthew™ (@AnAntTM) April 18, 2019
Featured image: UnskilledJohn