For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are Okay!

By Brian Ashcraft on at

Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. It’s really gone the extra mile.

Dubbed Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (heh), this is the latest game themed endeavour from the folks behind the Overwatch dirty movie and the FFXV skin flick.

Besides groan-inducing puns like “Diamond Dongs,” it’s the production value that stands out.

In The Phantom Peen, there is decent enough CG for this kind of thing.

Locations kinda match up with MGSV. (Though, that cardboard is terrible.)

Okay cosplay!

And smoke.

Good map UI.

The cardboard, however, could be better.

I mean, they don’t need effects like this.

Excellent font.

But this cardboard is all wrong.

There are even codec scenes.

Oh, let’s not forget the hardcore sex. There’s that, too. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below: