Overwatch support hero Zenyatta is a babe, let's be honest, but apparently not everyone was thinking seriously about doing dirty things to the precious robot boy until he got a face in the recent Chinese New Year update.
I see how it is. You don't want to make out with robots unless they have mouths, huh? Zenyatta would be disappointed in how close-minded you are.
ANYWAY. People are now incredibly thirsty for the robo-monk's new look, calling it "entirely too handsome":
New Zenyatta skin deemed "entirely too handsome," ESRB considers raising Overwatch rating to M pic.twitter.com/QMGTWNKb8s
— Porygon (@PorygonNews) January 24, 2017
zenyatta, in his new skin: it is i, a very beautiful human
genji, holding back tears: H
— - ̗̀Sakura ̖́- (@sakurabutt) January 20, 2017
While others are furious because, dammit, ZENYATTA WAS ALREADY SMOKIN':
zenyatta has always been hot you cowards
— royalty free mads (@splatbones) January 24, 2017
PSA: Zenyatta has always been hot.
— Waypoint (@waypoint) January 26, 2017
PEOPLE WHO ONLY LIKE ZENYATTA BC HE GOT A SEXY SKIN ARE COWARDS AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED
— ✨HARPER✨ (@hanzoes) January 28, 2017
It seems like every time the heroes get new skins, there's always a competition amongst the fans to decide which one they want to give it to first. Remember Halloween Mercy? Oh yeah. I sure do. And then there was Elf Tracer, who had very nice stockings but also still sounded like, well, like Tracer.
Is Zenyatta's new skin hot? Only you can decide.
— noituen (@noituen) January 27, 2017