Inside The Anime That Portrays Guns, Horses and Countries As Girls

By Cecilia D'Anastasio on at

Weird tropes find their way into anime, and I’m not just talking about tentacle porn. Judgement aside, cat girls, superpowered transfer students and Vespa-riding aliens are objectively a little eyebrow-raising as television plot hooks. To be an anime fan, you get used to things you wouldn’t normally poke with a five-foot pole. Regardless, I was completely unprepared for Uma Musume Pretty Derby, a “moe anthropomorphism” anime that, like others of its genre, portrays non-human subjects as megacute people.

Uma Musume, “horse daughter,” is an upcoming anime about teenagers who are also racehorses and musical idols. The preview opens as the girls escape a cage and excitedly launch into a foot race, their horse ears and tails trailing behind them. Each has her own look—sullen with long hair, spritely and cat-eyed. J-pop plays in the background. In one moment, a horse-girl is catching her breath by a pool. In another, one’s sitting alone at dinner, stomach bloated with carrots, sighing cutely. The girls are offputtingly compelling, their human characteristics over-emphasised despite the fact that they’re…. Horses.

What gives? Where did this come from?

Uma Musume is an extreme example of so-called “moe anthropomorphism,” an anime trope in which protagonists are non-human but possess exaggerated human qualities, especially of the adorable variety. Debra Occhi, a linguistic anthropologist at the Miyazaki International College, describes “moe characters” as “constellations of various cute traits that fans will find appealing to various degrees.” In this sort of anime, computers, countries, animals and household objects have been drawn as these super-adorable humans, all with big eyes, heart-melting expressions or youthful sexual appeal. The sort of nurturing, protective love that “moe,” literally “to bud or sprout,” elicits in fans, can animate entire television shows about anything from soft drinks to bread buns.

Hetalia, an anime in which countries involved in World War II are portrayed as handsome young men, blew up in 2010 and is in its sixth season. Italy is the protagonist, drawn as a carefree, pasta-munching day-dreamer. On his own, he’s incompetent., so Germany, an over-serious, muscular blonde, lovingly babysits and trains him. The anime follows each anthropomorphised country-boy as they go through daily life, everything an allegory for historic World War II events.

Jacob Ward, a Hetalia fan, says he got into the anime because he’s a history buff. “Seeing the stereotypes in Hetalia matched almost perfectly what I’d expect,” he told me over e-mail. “You can have countries yelling at each other as if they represent the stereotypes of the country itself.” Ward cited a scene in which America decides that he wants to end global warming because, he says, he “is the hero.” “That refers to the stereotype in which Americans are self-centred in their political views,” Ward explained. “This sort of idea wouldn’t be able to be conveyed as well if the show’s cast was just people from each country instead of the whole country.”

Inside The Anime That Portrays Guns, Horses and Countries As Girls

Patrick Galbraith, a Japan-based anthropologist studying otaku culture, told me that his first exposure to moe anthropomorphism was through the 2003 manga Afghanis-tan, which Hetalia is reminiscent of. In Japanese, the “-tan” suffix is an honorific, but it’s also the end of many Middle-Eastern countries’ names (get it?). Afghanis-tan follows a super-cute, big-eyed Afghan girl who, through her actions and interactions with peers, Pakis-tan and Tajikis-tan, acts as a vehicle for modern Afghani history. Since Afghanist-an, Galbraith has noticed that moe anthropomorphism is in fact a trend: “Now, it’s part of a regular phenomenon within anime,” he told me. “Creators are interested in one thing and bring it to others by transforming it into cute girl or boy characters.” When drawn as moe characters, the subject matter elicits an emotional reaction that, for example, WWII may not on its own.

“Moe characters have big faces and round eyes—the kind of face that science tells us triggers a prosocial reaction,” Galbraith added. “When you transform a subject into a cute character, you can interact with it in expanded ways.”

Perhaps the most popular moe anthropomorphism anime is Chobits, an early 2000s coming-of-age story about a young man who stumbles upon a beautiful girl in the trash (she is, in fact, a PC). The only sound she makes is a mewing “Chi.” Immediately, she devotes himself to the protagonist, who is enamoured of her… girlhood. Galbraith describes Chobits as a “critique of male desire,” but also an exploration of men’s love for fancy new technology, like computers.

Inside The Anime That Portrays Guns, Horses and Countries As Girls

Weapons, one of the most impersonal subject matters, thrive in moe anthropomorphism. In the video game Kantai Collection, warships are drawn as cute girls, their figures reflecting how deadly they are in battle. Upotte!! Takes place at Seishou Academy, where the students are anthropomorphised guns. High schoolers are snipers, middle schoolers are assault rifles and elementary schoolers are machine guns. Funco, the protagonist, has a bubblegum voice, but talks consistently about the perils of warfare.

After a look into the history of moe anthropomorphism, I still can’t quite stomach Uma Musume. At least I can rest easy knowing that, maybe, somehow, it will be flush with information about horse-racing.