Whelp. Everyone knew this would happen, right? Pokémon Go makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, after all. (NSFW content ahead!)
Actually, right now the internet has a number of different kinds of Pokémon Go nudes floating around, with at least a couple of people purporting to use Pokémon Go during or right before sex. The most popular image, which you’ve probably seen by now, is titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE.” It is not the only image online: there are definitely more raunchy images floating around.
But the most common type of Pokémon Go nude pic has to be the dick pic. Surprising absolutely no one, dudes out there are showing off their latest Pokémon capture by letting it all hang out. A cursory Tumblr search shows a lot more of where that came from. It is probably only a matter of time before website Critique My Dick Pic finds itself having to judge a wang right next to a Doduo or whatever. Pray for them. I reached out CMDP about this, especially in regards to whether they have any advice for people wanting to send *good* Pokémon Go nudes, and we will update if we hear back. My gut tells me it is impossible, but I’m sure someone out there is about to prove me wrong.
In slightly more SFW news, those who aren’t taking full-on nudity pics with Pokémon Go are still finding other ways of making the app weirdly sexual. Innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick, with lots of Go users taking pictures like the ones below:
— IG: PeteyPlastic (@PeteyPlastic) July 7, 2016
A wild diglett appeared! pic.twitter.com/i8O9aGuRJT
— Kadir Kirisci (@K2adir) July 7, 2016
— Mark Joseph Leathers (@Mark_Leathers) July 9, 2016
Other monsters are not safe from this practice, however, as you can see from social media posts. I’d say “childhood ruined” but really, Pokémon has been around for decades now. These Pokémon Go nudes are tame in comparison to the other horrible things the internet has mashed together with Pokémon. I guess there’s a reason Pokémon Go is sending all of us to church.