Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes

By Patricia Hernandez on at

Shortly after the starters for Pokémon Sun and Moon were revealed on Tuesday, the internet exploded with love for the new monsters. Well, mostly.

While Rowlet (the owl) and Litten (the cat) were showered with seemingly endless positive tweets, comments, and enthusiastic fan art, one Pokémon seemed to be left on the sidelines: Popplio, the water dog. While most Pokémon fans were freaking out about Litten’s perfect name, or Rowlet’s cute bowtie, Popplio seemed to either attract indifference, hate, or worse, straight-up pity. Here’s a small sampling of Popplio’s lack of popularity:

Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes

Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes

Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes
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That’s just a small fraction of what is floating around right now. Today however the few Popplio fans out there are coming out of the woodwork to defend their precious clown:

Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes

Pour One Out For Popplio, The New Pokémon Starter That Nobody Likes

Some Popplio hate is even inspiring all sorts of heartbreaking fan art:

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I’ll admit it: when I first saw Popplio, I disliked him. He didn’t seem as cool or as cute as Rowlet or Litten, and there was just something about his doofy face that made it easy to hate him. I realise that’s pretty harsh, especially since we’re talking about an innocent little dog, but I’m just being truthful about my initial knee-jerk reaction.

The more I looked at Popplio, however, the more I realised that he reminded me of my actual dog. They both have those sad, meek eyes that puppies sometimes do. They both inspire a sense of helplessness, they both have this strong sense of purity. And you know what, I tease my actual dog endlessly for being so vulnerable to me; I say things about him that make me sound like a total arsehole. He loves me all the same.

Maybe it is not so much that there is something innate about Popplio’s design that inspires disgust, inasmuch as it is that we truly do not deserve Popplio.

He’s a good boy. Yes he is.