The future is going to be awful. Megacorporations, alien invasions, getting our hands lopped off and replaced with gatling guns... Just a pitiless neon trudge from about 2025 until you're eventually eaten by a nanobot swarm.
Fortunately, Steam's got a lovely distracting sale of cyberpunk games going on until 5pm on Friday, so you don't have to think about it. Here's our pick of what's good and how much you'll save by buying it:
Transistor: £5.09 (down from £14.99)
Jazzpunk: £5.49 (down from £10.99)
Frozen Synapse: £7.59 (down from £18.99)
Binary Domain: £2.49 (down from £9.99)
System Shock 2: £1.74 (down from £6.99)
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon: £2.99 (down from £11.99)
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut: £2.59 (down from £12.99)
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition: £0.99 (down from £4.99)
E. Y. E.: Divine Cybermancy: a measly 69 pennies (down from £6.99)
Blacklight: Retribution: Free (down from, er, free)
Scan your bionic eye over the rest of the games in the sale on Steam's Cyberpunk Sale page.