Wii U Allows for Next-Gen Mario Moustache

By Patricia Hernandez on at

All this talk about new items and features in the upcoming Mario Kart 8, and yet we totally overlooked the game's biggest innovation: Mario's moustache.

Noticed by Redditor LtThunderpants, it's hard to watch the earlier footage of Mario Kart 8 and not be mesmerised by the way Mario's moustache wiggles:

Wii U Allows For Next-Gen Mario Moustache

Wii U Allows For Next-Gen Mario Moustache

Wii U Allows For Next-Gen Mario Moustache

Maybe it's time we stop arguing about 1080p and frame rates and start asking our games to give us what really matters: upper-lip physics. And here's hoping that the new Smash Bros. features this most important innovation, too!

(Via Reddit)