No, me neither but it happened and it's worse than Michael Bay's efforts.
Watch this video for an overview of what's new and stick around to see me grill producer Graham Nardone on whether this game is really a worthy sequel.
Now Nico, Johnny and Luis can also get in on that sweet GTA V selfie action.
[Updated with a video of it being played on an iPad Air] Ready to return to Rapture? On your Apple devices? Today, 2K announced that, yes, BioShock is coming to iOS.
The film being better than the first issomething even more impressive given the amount of story it has to cover.
Dan Adelman, who ran the indie program at Nintendo of America for almost nine years, left the company last week, Kotaku has learned. Last Friday was Adelman's final day at Nintendo.
After netting $114,060 from Kickstarter and releasing on Steam Early Access the dino-themed take on DayZ has gone quiet.
[Yeah, it's a reference to the actual Moon landing date. If anyone wants me I'll be in the shame closet until further notice.] More impressively Destiny's stats say 6.5 million Guardians were created and 800k people played at once.
Happy Birthday, X's Adventures!
I'm saying nothing in case anyone shouts spoilers and throws something so watch at your own risk. A news chopper flew over the set this weekend and saw things.
The story of a minor character you never meet in the The Last Of Us teaches one inescapable truth of that world: one way or another you are getting blood on your hands and you'd best make sure it's not your own.
Think Out Run, Daytona and distant childhood memories of when nothing was stressful/bad for you/too expensive. That's what I'm getting out of this new racer.
You still can't pull a heist in GTA Online yet but at least you can piece together what it looks like now someone's rooted out the animations. Seems you'll be working for The Lost too.