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You Can Now Officially Get the Steam Achievement For Not Playing a Game For Five Years

By Mike Fahey on at

On 17 October 2013, farcical indie adventure The Stanley Parable was released on Steam. It features an achievement called “Go Outside,” which requires not playing the game for five years. Today is 17 October 2018. Achievement unlocked?

There are ways around time-based achievements. For example, one could easily earn The Stanley Parable’s “Commitment” achievement, which requires playing the game for an entire Tuesday, by fiddling about with their computer’s clock. Likewise, unscrupulous or enterprising players, depending on your point of view, could earn “Go Outside” by convincing their computer it’s five years in the future. That would explain why 7.4 per cent of players have achieved what was supposed to be unachievable until now.

 

Not to be confused with the achievement named “unachievable”, which 4.4 per cent of players have achieved.

But today marks the day such cheating is no longer necessary. If a player purchased The Stanley Parable on the day it launched on Steam, opened it and fiddled around before closing it again, never to play again, then they missed out on a very clever game. Also, if they start up that very clever game today, they’ll be among the first to legitimately achieve “Go Outside.” Game creator Davey Wreden says so.

And should you not remember the last day you played The Stanley Parable and find yourself afraid to open the game and reset the timer, have a lovely day.

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