More Like Assassin's Creed Orgy-Ins

By Rich Stanton on at

Nerds might get excited about some cavern inside a pyramid, but the truth is that ancient Egypt was boring as hell. Nothing to do but suck honey and stroke cats. What's a red-blooded human to do? Have sex of course, sexy sex with phallic pharaohs.

Yes, Assassin's Creed: Origins has an Easter egg that takes the form of a still-motion sex scene accompanied by various grunts and oohing noises. Orgy might be pushing it a bit, as the nun said to the vicar, but there's no doubting what they're all up to.

GamesRadar's Louse Blain has both video and a step-by-step guide to finding the scene, and I apologise for nicking her excellent pun in this article's headline. Good luck finding the action! The reality is it's a bit of a let-down, but that's orgies for you.