Shirtless Mario Leads to Widespread Pandemonium

By Nathan Grayson on at

Last night, Mario was spotted in the latest Nintendo Direct without a shirt on. Just like that, the internet forgot about its dashed hopes of a new Animal Crossing announcement or Smash Bros on Switch. All that mattered were the sweet little Hershey’s Kisses on Mario’s exposed thorax.


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Bringing things full circle, if there isn't a shirtless Mario skin in the next Smash Bros, people are going to fucking riot.