Here’s a Squirtle cushion that’s about as phallic as they come.
This incarnation of the popular Water type was apparently spotted in Indonesia. I’ve seen Squirtle cushions before, but I’ve never quite seen one that looks like this!
— 海外の万国反応記 (@all_nations2) May 6, 2017
It looks even worse when isolated:
— 5%の確率で理論値を出すきゅ～ (@kyu_099) May 15, 2017
— 凪尼マルコ (@marco_0812) May 15, 2017
No, this is worse. Much worse.