One of the great joys of working at Kotaku UK is the postbag. Crime thrillers, chocolate coins, obscure indie titles from Krakow – we get it all, relevance not an issue. Someone sent a potato last week with the name of their game written on it. Every so often, of course, something exceptional arrives.
So Julian opened a box this morning, and found himself face-to-face with a skull on which someone had daubed Death Comes To Us All.
OK. Look SEGA, I'm sorry we didn't cover Yakuza 0 all that much. I agree it's superb, a series that deserves much more western recognition. I'm sorry about slagging off Sonic on twitter. I'm even sorry we haven't covered Bayonetta more, despite saying it's one of the best games you'll ever play.
But this just seems like an overreaction. Jules is a nice man and a loyal soldier of the Emperor. In the grim darkness of our present day, there is only content, and he deserves more for his heroism than this. We've covered Dawn of War III. Multiple times.
These threats are unacceptable. Expect a call from our lawyer, P. Wright, followed by all out waaaaauugghhh.