Super Mario 3D World Hack Is Totally Normal, Don't Worry About It

By Patricia Hernandez on at

Yep. That’s good ol’ Mario, alright. Our favourite plumber would never kill us in our sleep.

CosmoCortney decided to stretch Mario’s joints apart with a hack, and the result is this monstrosity:

It’s like Skinny Mario all over again, dear god. Every aspect of this is terrifying:

Somehow, the happy-go-lucky music only makes it better/worse.