Man Kicked Out of Shop For Masturbating Over PS4s

By Keza MacDonald on at

The Mirror reports that an unnamed man was kicked out of an electronics shop this weekend for masturbating in front of the PS4 display.

The guy didn't even try to hide it - he just undoes his belt, drops his trousers, and has a go whilst two other people stand a few feet away. Then the store manager arrives and the chap pulls up his pants and scoots off.

Happily, someone posted the CCTV footage to the Internet. It's pretty much SFW, if this is something you have to see to believe.

Can anyone make out what the game is? Is it... it looks like it might be the FIFA pause screen, which makes NO SENSE.

It's currently unknown what happened to this guy afterwards, but I'm sure he can find someone on AdultFriendFinder who will let him masturbate over a PS4 in privacy.