Old People Are Surprisingly Zen About Five Nights at Freddy's

By Leon Hurley on at

At first I wasn't sure making old people play Five Nights at Freddy's was a great idea - weak hearts and all that. Turns out they barely give a sh*t. "Scary guy" deadpans one man calmly as a puppet screams on screen.

For the record I'm terrible at jump scares - I scream like a little girl and leap out of my seat at the slightest provocation, but for me that's half the fun. This lot barely flinch. There's a couple of jumps, a bit of laughing and, fortunately, no sudden shortness of breath or arm pains.